Slogans We Haven’t the Nerve to Use

… yet.

  • If you want to pay peanuts, you’ll get a monkey.
  • Less expensive than a bad lawyer. More effective than a cheap therapist.
  • It’s hard to be the straight man in a clown show.
  • Fast, cheap, highly qualified (pick any two).
  • Don’t be fooled again.
  • Hated and feared by more realtors in the tri-county area.
  • Will hug commodes for food.
  • Next time it’s perfect, or it’s free.
  • Real men don’t get their work from realtor lists.
  • A lot more realtors use us than recommend us.
  • Even small buildings can have big problems.
  • We started out with nothing – and still have most of it left.
  • I’m not sure what your realtor’s problem is, but it’s probably hard to pronounce.
  • I could be much nicer if a few people were a little smarter.
  • Take a moment to cherish your misconceptions about “green” building.
  • Any relation between your builder’s reality and mine is purely coincidental.
  • Sarcasm is just one more service we offer at no extra cost.
  • Too many freaks, not enough sideshows.
  • Scotty! Set the laser printer to STUN!
  • Anybody claiming to be number one might be full of number two.
  • If nothing exciting happens, we’ve done our job.